Favorite Adult Beverages by Kimber Flory

[Dept of PMM Artists & things]

Okay, we are all grown-ups here, of legal age, so let’s share. There are a few recipes for adult drinks that I really love. I used to go to bars on a regular basis and we were usually adventurous about trying new drinks. And some of them were really good. I have to laugh at some of the drinking antics we got into, let alone some of the names of drinks. I was almost embarrassed to order them.  So, I am going to share some of my recipes for my favorite drinks and I would  love to hear from you about your favorite drinks and maybe some recipes as well.

 

Screaming Orgasm

1 oz vodka

1 1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream

1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur

 

Pour first vodka, then Bailey's, then Kahlua into a cocktail glass over crushed ice. Stir.

 

Caution: use only high quality vodka. Cheap vodka can cause the Bailey's to curdle. Test your brand of vodka by mixing 1 Tsp each of vodka and Bailey's first

 

Long Island Ice Tea

1 part vodka

1 part tequila

1 part rum

1 part gin

1 part triple sec

1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix

1 splash Coca-Cola®

 

Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.

 

Blow Job Shooter

Ingredients:

 

    1/4 oz Bailey's Irish cream liqueur

    1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur

    whipped cream

 

Preparation:

 

    Pour the liqueurs into a shot glass.

    Top with whipped cream.

Forget the name, this shooter is absolutely delicious and very popular. I see rounds of Blow Jobs being made at the bar more often than any other shooter. The customary way to shoot a Blow Job is to place your hands behind your back, pick the glass up with your mouth, tilt your head back and drink. It doesn't look pretty but it is fun, although I haven't resorted to that method for some time.

 

Sex On The Beach

1 1/2 oz vodka

1/2 oz peach schnapps

2 oz cranberry juice

2 oz orange juice

Add vodka and peach schnapps to a highball glass over ice. Fill with equal measures of cranberry juice and orange juice, and stir.

 

 

Okay, so those are some of my favorites that I use to drink. What about you guys? What you drinking?

[Dept of PMM Artists & things]

Fuck Me Blue

1 shot Amaretto

1 Shot Blue Curacao

3/4 shot sweet and sour mix

1 shot Vodka

Add all to shaker full of ice. Skae well, strain into glass and serve

Now the next one has some strong flavors combined, so it has a bit. It will also come up and bit you in the butt quickly, so I add a word of caution.

Liquid Cocaine

1/3 shot Jagermeister

1/3 shot Goldenschlager

1/3 shot Rumple Minze Liqueur

This can be served two different ways. You can layer it in a shot glass, Or added to shaker of ice, shaken well and strained.