Weapon Policies {several diffrent versions from flyers}

[Dept of PMM Artists & things]

To Whom it May Concern:

 

This is a summary of the weapons selling style of the House of Calico Rose Universal Life Church, Patchwork Merchant Mercenaries and those there in.

 

1.  We will not sell a weapon to anyone under 18 years of age.

 

2.  We may not sell a major weapon to anyone under the age of 21.  A major weapon being a item with a blade bigger than 21” in size. Projectile weapons. Hafted weapons over length more than 24 inches.

 

3.  The only exception to those rules is if one has a Teacher, Instructor, or Master of Arts that comes to us and states the person needs the weapon as part of their training. Then the weapon will be purchased by them for their student.

 

4.  We always have the right to refuse to sell any weapon to anyone we don’t feel right about.

 

At some events when a weapon sold is a matter of safety we use a ticket pick system.  Being that a weapon is purchased. Then we give the person a ticket to pick up the weapon upon leaving the event that we are at, from the main gate official.  Thus preventing any trouble from happening through our sales.  Though that is not to say that we are ever responsible for anyone’s actions after they have purchased any item from us.  For what they do with it we con not control nor govern once it leaves our control.  For it  is not the item’s fault nor ours, only the person’s that is using it.

 

Respectfully,

 

 

 

Reverend  Allen M. Drago, Assistant Pastor

 

[Dept of PMM Artists & things]

Don’t Touch steel!

Please ask before handling weapons.

No weapons sold to anyone under 18 years of age.

We may not sell a major weapon to anyone under the age of 21.

A major weapon being a item with a blade bigger than 21” in size. Projectile weapons. Hafted weapons over length more than 24 inches.

Other requirements and Proof of age maybe required or used as a basis of sales

 

Thus preventing any trouble from happing through our sales. Though that is not to say that we are ever responsible for any one’s actions after they have purchased any item from us. For what ever what they do with it we cannot control nor govern. Once it leaves our control. For it is not the item’s fault nor ours, only the person’s and/or persons’ that is using it Legal status of products: It is the responsibility of the buyer, NOT THE SELLER, to ascertain, and obey, all applicable local, state, federal and international laws in regard to the possession and use of any item on this site. All equipment is sold subject to public law 90-351, title III, U.S.D., Section 2511, and any local, state or federal ordinances. Consult your local and state laws before buying if you are in doubt. Absolutely no sales to minors! By placing an order, the buyer represents that the products purchased will be used in a lawful manner, and that he/she is of legal age. Ask for IT will not be held liable for the misuse of any product in this tent. Also, as no product is 100% effective against attack, Ask for IT assumes no responsibility if a product used in this site is not effective in preventing bodily injury, dismemberment or death.  By entering this tent, the buyer represents that they have read the above information!

 

[Dept of PMM Artists & things]

WARNING:

{Cleaning and preserving agents may be on these blades and edges, which are not good to enter into one’s blood stream because of a cut. We can no longer use the terms: contact poison or toxic due to socially whining and parents who don’t teach children not to grab things or watch over their children when in public.}

 

.......Handles are however are safe to touch as long as one asks first…….

We are not the parents of the world and should not have to teach courtesy to ask first!

This why there are traps to inform us of those who don’t ask and pick up weapons.

 

Cuts {due to stupidity}…………………………………………………………...FREE

Bandage………………………………...………………………………………...$5.00

Antidote…………………………………….……………………………..……$10.00

Antidote that works………………………..………………………………...…$50.00

 

[Dept of PMM Artists & things]

warning:

{Cleaning and preserving agents may be on these blades and edges, which are not good to enter into one’s blood stream because of a cut. We can no longer use the terms: contact poison or toxic due to socially whining and parents who don’t teach children not to grab things or watch over their children when in public.}

 

.......Handles are however are safe to touch as long as one asks first…….

We are not the parents of the world and should not have to teach courtesy to ask first!

This why there are traps to inform us of those who don’t ask and pick up weapons.

 

Don’t touch the blade or “test” the edges.

 

No weapons sold to anyone under 18 years of age.

We may not sell a major weapon to anyone under the age of 21.

A major weapon being a item with a blade bigger than 21” in size. Projectile weapons. Hafted weapons over length more than 24 inches.

Other requirements and Proof of age maybe required or used as a basis of sales.

The only exception to those rules is if one has a Teacher, Instructor, or Master of Arts that comes to us and states the person needs the weapon as part of their training. Then the weapon will be purchased by them for their student.

 

We always have the right to refuse to sell any weapon to anyone we don’t feel right about.

 

Thus preventing any trouble from happing through our sales. Though that is not to say that we are ever responsible for any one’s actions after they have purchased any item from us. For what ever what they do with it we cannot control nor govern. Once it leaves our control. For it is not the item’s fault nor ours, only the person’s and/or persons’ that is using it Legal status of products: It is the responsibility of the buyer, NOT THE SELLER, to ascertain, and obey, all applicable local, state, federal and international laws in regard to the possession and use of any item on this site. All equipment is sold subject to public law 90-351, title III, U.S.D., Section 2511, and any local, state or federal ordinances. Consult your local and state laws before buying if you are in doubt. Absolutely no sales to minors! By placing an order, the buyer represents that the products purchased will be used in a lawful manner, and that he/she is of legal age. Ask for IT will not be held liable for the misuse of any product in this tent. Also, as no product is 100% effective against attack, Ask for IT assumes no responsibility if a product used in this site is not effective in preventing bodily injury, dismemberment or death.

By entering this tent, the buyer represents that they have read the above information!