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Heathen Friendly Swear Words and Insults (only for those interested, if you can't take it, stay away)
Here are some examples of something to replace the regular (Christianity-inspired) expressions. These have been translated from Norwegian, Swedish and Icelandic, so some sound more infantile than the original. Some are already in use, since they’re not related to religion, they can be kept.
I know most are far from politically correct, but were swear words and insults ever politically correct? I do not mean this as an insult to anyone. As stated in the title: If you can’t take it, stay away.
By…
By the golden hairs on Balder’s balls!
By the rotting breath of Fenrir!
By the puss-filled eye hole of Odinn!
By Thor’s ass hair!
Suggestions
Jerk at the salted balls of Ægir!
Fuck me!
Fuck you!
Go into your own asshole!
Shit yourself away!
Jump up your own ass!
Fuck yourself!
Fuck your mother!
Eat shit!
Pick your nose with a blowtorch! (from Marcel Gomes)
Insults
Jotni
Troll
Troll’s Ass
Son of a Whore
Thrall
Slave
Liar
Thief
Pyre Wolf (arsonist)
Murderer
Agnabak (Chose not to translate this, it’s effective anyway. It means grain thief)
Conjurer
Hussy
Moll
Gorger
Glow Hawk (Bully)
Trash
Spike Pot (Pointed belly = Impostor)
Yokel
Clod
Nutcase
Tosspot (drunkard)
Panderer
Pant Farter
Flibbertigibbet
Gossiper
Blabbermouth
Tattler
Slime Bag
Bilker (Impostor)
Cheater
Sack (Slut)
Cud Thief (Thief of butchered animals)
Hooker
Rag Dog
Shame Sack
Mutilator
Wide Mouth
Executioner’s Hand
Raven Food
Prostitute
Tramp
Slanderer
Your Mother is a Cow
Whore
Crack Whore
Flounder (Flatfish)
Splash (Slut)
Damn fool
Stupid
Stupid Cow
Idiot
Moron
Are you a complete half wit?
Mother Fucker
Shitty Cunt
Pussy Licker
Your mother gave birth to you with her ass because her pussy was busy.
Dick
Cock
Penis
You have a small penis
Slutty Whore
Faeces
Shit Bag
Dirt Bag
Shit Sock
Ass Rider
Corpse Fucker
Whore Fucker
Sheep Fucker
Dog Lover
Sissy
Dick Puller
Trukkalessa (Female Truck Driver)
Kanamella (Yankee Whore)
Loser
Lowlife
Emergency profanity (Bang your thumb with the hammer words)
Surt (might be too powerful for some)
Loki
Ass
Idiot
Cock
Pussy
Dick
Cunt
Shit
Fart
Fret
Black (in the meaning Black Helheim in stead of ‘Svarte Faen’, which means ‘Black Devil’)
Ty (or Týr, to replace ‘God’)
Other expletives
Replacements for expletives like fucking, damn, sodding etc. Thanks to Runar.
Wights
Ragnaroks
Jotniballs (really hard to translate well)
Hels
Helheimrs
Niflhemrs
More:
http://www.ntnu.no/gemini/2003-02/22-24.htm
http://pressylta.com/lankvart/SvenskaInvektiv.htm
http://www.allkunne.no/default.aspx?menu=48&id=1136
http://housebarra.com/EP/ep04/12norsecurse.html
A lovely example from Runar: “Ved Tryms råtne skjegg, klapp igjen grautkjæften og plasser trollræva di på krakken”. This translates to “By the rotten beard of Thrym, shut your porridge yap and sit your troll’s ass on the stool”.
Lorrie gave me this: “Shit or explode!”
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Patchwork Merchant Mercenaries had its humble beginnings as an idea of a few artisans and craftsmen who enjoy performing with live steel fighting. As well as a patchwork quilt tent canvas. Most had prior military experience hence the name.
Patchwork Merchant Mercenaries.
Vendertainers that brought many things to a show and are know for helping out where ever they can.
As well as being a place where the older hand made items could be found made by them and enjoyed by all.
We expanded over the years to become well known at what we do. Now we represent over 100 artisans and craftsman that are well known in their venues and some just starting out. Some of their works have been premiered in TV, stage and movies on a regular basis.
Specializing in Medieval, Goth , Stage Film, BDFSM and Practitioner.
Patchwork Merchant Mercenaries a Dept of, Ask For IT was started by artists and former military veterans, and sword fighters, representing over 100 artisans, one who made his living traveling from fair to festival vending medieval wares. The majority of his customers are re-enactors, SCAdians and the like, looking to build their kit with period clothing, feast gear, adornments, etc.
Likewise, it is typical for these history-lovers to peruse the tent (aka mobile store front) and, upon finding something that pleases the eye, ask "Is this period?"
A deceitful query!! This is not a yes or no question. One must have a damn good understanding of European history (at least) from the fall of Rome to the mid-1600's to properly answer. Taking into account, also, the culture in which the querent is dressed is vitally important. You see, though it may be well within medieval period, it would be strange to see a Viking wearing a Caftan...or is it?
After a festival's time of answering weighty questions such as these, I'd sleep like a log! Only a mad man could possibly remember the place and time for each piece of kitchen ware, weaponry, cloth, and chain within a span of 1,000 years!! Surely there must be an easier way, a place where he could post all this knowledge...
Traveling Within The World is meant to be such a place. A place for all of these artists to keep in touch and directly interact with their fellow geeks and re-enactment hobbyists, their clientele.
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